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[Postmortem Studios] November Round Up

  • Dec. 1st, 2009 at 9:55 AM
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NEWS

It's been an extremely busy month here at Postmortem Studios, two conventions in one month will take it out of the best of us and Indiecon and Dragonmeet were no exceptions. Both events were bedevilled by problems beyond anyone's control. Indiecon was located next to some of the hardest hit areas in the heaviest rain and worst flooding seen in many years in the UK but somehow survived - though we all got very wet and the third day of the con was held in Oz. Dragonmeet was similarly assaulted by weather issues as well as the vagueries of trainline maintenance and stoppages on the underground. Luckily I sold a boatload of stuff and didn't have to carry so much all the way home. All things considered a great success and - yet again - money and time willing I do hope to make more conventions in the coming years.

Indiecon saw successful playtesting of the FATE powered Agents of SWING as well as some new adventures for Blood! and '45 which should be appearing on RPGNOW in PDF form before too long.

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NEW PRODUCTS

Because I've been doing so much freelancing for other companies there hasn't been a lot of activity with new products this month. However we do have a good selection of new Clipart Critters by the inestimable Brad McDevitt, including some new bundles so that you can pick up some very decent art on the cheap as props for your game table or for you to use in your own gaming publications. Don't forget to check out the work of our other artists as well.

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STAY IN TOUCH

Over on our journal/website there's an ongoing poll game, like a choose your own adventure game with multiple participants, this one based around a zombie apocalypse using the Blood! system and with you playing a British teenager caught up in the events as they unfold. Participate there and also keep an eye on news, events, sales information, reviews, publishing partnerships and so on.

You can also find me on...

Twitter
Facebook
Roleplaymedia
RPGBomb
Myspace

Or you can drop me some feedback in the comments on the website, or by good old fashioned e-mail to grim@postmort.demon.co.uk

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SECRET SALE

There will be a secret sale one day this month for 24 hours... keep your eyes peeled on the website and on Twitter for more information!

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DIRECT MAIL ORDER

I have leftover product from the convention sales and I do, really, need to clear the decks ready for the new year so these are being offered for mail order direct from me. Contact me via e-mail, listing the products that you're interested in and we'll arrange payment (preferably Paypal) and delivery. Available products include:

Hentacle £8.00 / $12.00
Hentacle: Sloppy Seconds £3.00 /$4.50
Hentacle: Three's an Orgy £3.00 /$4.50
All three together - £12.00 / $18.00

These are the last hardcopies of Hentacle that are likely to be sold, at least in this form. Supplies of Three's an Orgy are extremely limited. Please keep in mind that Hentacle and its supplements are STRICTLY for those over 18.

Cthentacle £15.00 / $23.00
Cthentacle: The Dunbitch Horror £5.00 / $7.50
Both together £18.00 / $27.00

Please keep in mind that Cthentacle and its supplements are STRICTLY for those over 18.

100 Dark Places, 100 Fantasy Adventure Seeds, 100 Planets, 100 Kingdoms, 100 Horror Adventure Seeds. '45: Psychobilly Retropocalypse, Bloodsucker: The Angst - £12.00 / $18.00 each.
Buy three or more together and they're £10.00 / $15.00 each.

Bloodsucker: The Juice, @ctiv8 - £8.00 /$12.00 each.
Buy Bloodsucker: The Angst and Bloodsucker: The Juice together for £18.00 /$25.00

Blood! - £15.00 / $23.00

I also have limited numbers of copies of Origins of the Specious, the comedy book I did for Mongoose Publishing and these are available for £15.00 / $23.00 as well.

Postage is £2.00 to the UK and $5.00 international.

Have a lovely holiday season and be good enough to spread some of that festive cheer (and money!) in my direction,

Love

Grim
Postmortem Studios


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First to give some reference to the pricing poll yesterday, the question was 'how much would you pay for a professionally printed version of Cthentacle'. To which the answer seems to be that you'd pay around £10-12 or $14-18 in monopoly money.

For your money that would get you:
  • 64 plastic-coated cards
  • A 4-page rules booklet.
  • A clear plastic presentation case.
The quote I got covered all that, plus shipping to me at a per unit price of around $14. Now, ideally I'd want to mark that up by about 50% to cover the time, effort, cover costs in case I didn't sell them all etc, so that, ideally, should be around $21, or £14. Doesn't look like that'll do if I want to sell any, so I need to look at ways of cutting costs.

I could: 
  • Ditch the booklet, knocking down the per-unit cost by $2, leaving the rules on rules cards with a weblink to a downloadable booklet of extra rules.
  • Ditch the plastic box and go with a plain white tuck box, but I can't get art on it unless I order 500 units - fat chance. This would save around 20 cents per unit.
  • Not bother with the plastic coating - M:TG never bothered, I could up the cardstock GSM to compensate a little, but I don't know how much this would save.
Opinions sought!
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Getting any card game printed POD is a major league effort, if it's a pornographic card game you're going to find things even more difficult. Getting Hentacle and now Cthentacle printed has been a big, long, pain in the arse, fraught with issues.

The first time I got any printed I went to my local printer in Andover. This was, needless to say, traumatic. People know me on sight around Andover and surrounds, even if they don't know me personally and the print shop was right near the centre of town and staffed entirely by women. Nevertheless I got the job done by them, though their card quality wasn't that great, very bendy indeed and very pricey. The worst part was being informed that the cards had been guillotined by a lovely little old lady who was almost due for retirement, considering what the cards depict that was severely blush inducing, as was the moment when the rather lovely young lady in the shop started opening the boxes when I went to pick them up, offering to check that they were OK.

Heart stopping.

The local printer wasn't any good for long term printing, the quality wasn't that high and the costs were way too high so I was forced to look elsewhere.

Oh boy, is the printing world full of scam artists. There's a lot of companies in India or China that are professional and handle a lot of card printing for 'The Big Boys' but if you're not printing at least 1,000+ units you can forget it and they often have extremely exacting printing specifications and if you don't/can't meet them, you're boned.

The smaller scale businesses are either run as close knit family firms 'Print porn? Are you out of your sick little mind?' who kindly send you Christian tracts by e-mail after you explain what you want printed or are run by people who are a 'little bit dodgy' in the same way that a rat is a little bit covered in fur*, naming no names that rhyme with 'Ben Shit-Pan'. No fewer than three POD companies I approached and were willing to take on the job went bust practically overnight and it got to the point where I wondered if I had the kiss of death.

Fortunately a friend came to the rescue and it wasn't a printing source I'd ever really considered before, due to the assumed cost and quality issues. I mean, who would think of using FedexKinkos to get their porno card game printed? The quality was as good as I could hope for - outside full on professional printing - and with the dollar as shafted as it was at the time it was cheap as chips. Unfortunately that shop recently 'upgraded' its printers and now can't do accurate duplex or cutting any more. So I'm tossed back out on the street.

There's a distinct feeling of deja vu all over again, going back to the local printer they've now been taken over and have a company policy of 'not doing adult material' with an implied comment of 'you worthless scum, never darken my doorstep again' and the other local printers haven't even deigned to send me a reply. A chinese printer sent me something incomprehensible but which did say they only really took runs of 500 minimum, so that was out.

In between all that I've had offers from three different companies down the years to take Hentacle at least professional, one had it optioned for a year and did nothing, another offered money then dried up and disappeared and the last is still in negotiation but has to be very careful because of their licensed properties, leaving all that in limbo.

The company I'm currently talking to is expensive (see above) but has great - and communicative - customer service. Unlike others who - in mid negotiations before have suddenly stopped communicating. Others have not replied, given abuse or sounded eager and then not gotten back to me again. Here's hoping I've finally found somewhere I can get a deal together and get a new game out there!

Next time I'll save myself some bother and do a game about good, wholesome, honest violence!

*I'm re-reading Neverwhere, you'll forgive the literary indulgence.

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Strange things are afoot in the town of Dunbitch on the edge of the Hockamock Swamp. The locals seem a little... strange and more than a little inbred from 'keeping their bloodline pure' and stranger things still have been seen and NOT seen...

Can Sheriff Cooter and BJ get to the bottom of the mystery or will they end up namesakes for the town?

The Dunbitch Horror expands Cthentacle with two new girls and a lot of new cards to take your Lovecraftian naughtiness to the next level.

CAUTION
Adult product, in the sense that it contains boobs, pee-pees and hoo-hoos, albeit not necessarily human ones. Not an adult product in the sense that it requires sophistication or a mature intellect.

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Cthentacle Released!

  • Jan. 26th, 2009 at 7:50 PM
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Call of Cthentacle

Somewhere in the dark, dank, cyclopean (and other long words) depths of the sea, Great Cthulu lies dreaming and, when he wakes up, he's going to have an eon's worth of morning wood to work off. Cue our adventurous heroines who are, futilely, going to try and placate the great tentacled beastie before he destroys the world in sheer, sexual frustration.

Cthentacle is a fast paced card game derived from our other card game Hentacle. Cthentacle has simplified, streamlined rules and is designed to be played more directly against one another, as with the Hentacle supplement, 4/Play.

CAUTION
Cthentacle is a deeply, deeply adult game. I'm not mucking around here, this is depraved filthy comedy that you should feel deeply ashamed about buying. It is not even remotely for minors or anyone under the age of eighteen. Don't say I didn't warn you and don't whinge.

Download it HERE

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News: Cthentacle release (hurr, hurr) Monday!

  • Jan. 23rd, 2009 at 12:27 PM
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We're on target to have Cthentacle released on PDF on MONDAY.
So be ready!

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New Year, New Direction

  • Jan. 1st, 2009 at 10:47 AM
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Happy Arbitrary Time Increment everyone!

I'm just here to give you a heads up on what the plans are for Postmortem Studios in this forthcoming 2009.
  • Redesign: Expect this blog/site to get a facelift and redesign in the early part of this year, something a bit more slick and professional and I think I'll be retiring the old Postmortem Studios logo for something a bit more 'chic'.
  • Cthentacle: This is my first priority this year, to get Cthentacle out of the door. I have, somewhat controversially, decided to go with the simplified, faster, Vs rules for this iteration of the game.
  • All These Worlds: Mongoose's Traveller is going a storm and there's really no point me reinventing the wheel, so this is being revised for a second time and will become a series of expansions and materials for Traveller, most likely released - somewhat - via Mongoose's Flaming Cobra line.
  • 100 Series: 100 Conspiracies and 100 Conspirators, 100 Supervillain Plots and 100 Supervillain Lairs will be the next few 100 Series books. I'm also cooking up a similar concept for players, something akin to the old Central Casting 'lifepath' books.
  • Neverwhere: When I get time the third edition of this free RPG will be made available. This will also have more 'proper' rules for those who like such things.
  • D&D4: I hope to be writing for Axe Initiative and I also hope to be releasing a complete adventure line, piecemeal, for D&D 4th Edition, a 'super campaign' that takes character from starting out to maximum level while also spinning out a complete game world. I also hope to begin work on my world-city setting.
  • Gumshoe: Expect a Gumshoe version of @ctiv8 at some point during the year.
  • Blood!: If there's time I hope to get Hell on Earth out of the door this year. That's the Renaissance/Enlightenment/Witch Burning era version of Blood!
  • Fiction: I WILL complete a book of short-mid length stories this year and self publish, this is my promise to myself.
  • Fanbooks: I hope to complete a Fallout fanbook for the Xpress system, again, depending on time.
  • Getting Paid: Fingers crossed I get paid for work I've done over the last 2-3 years that I haven't yet been paid for :P
  • Other: Agents of Swing (Xpress) and Unnamed Barbarian Fantasy Game (Xpress), The Pretentious Game.
If you're looking for work this year and you're a writer or an artist I need the following things:
  • Someone with knowledge of d20 Modern, RuneQuest and my game, Blood!, willing to do some system conversions/creations for all three systems at about ten dollars a shot.
  • A map-maker, preferably using the newer versions of campaign cartographer, willing to do play-mat style grid-work (nothing too fancy required) at about the same payment as above, per map.
  • A map maker/illustrator willing to do larger, more freehand maps at about 25-100 per shot, depending on the size and intricacy required. CC maps also acceptable here.
  • If anyone wants to release clipart through my established channel, they're welcome to, the profit split is about 50/50.
  • I'm also willing to take on, produce and publish games that you'd like to and have no time to put out yourself at a similar profit split (after my costs are recouped.
Watch this space!

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Cthentacle Art Preview

  • Oct. 31st, 2008 at 8:13 AM
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Since we're not going to make the release date for Halloween, here's a special art preview for the forthcoming Cthentacle! Here you get some of the card art full size and without all the clutter, just to give you a taste of the forthcoming tentacular action!

You can buy the preview HERE
 

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Cthentacle Wallpaper

  • Oct. 31st, 2008 at 6:42 AM
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Unfortunately there's no way at all we're going to hit today as a release date, which was hopelessly optimistic! Have some wallpapers instead! Click to enlarge (you may have to do it twice).
 


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